Would You Survive Your First Day at the Office?

It's your first day. The printer already wants a restraining order. Your turn. 20 questions, 10 per game, one meme verdict. Free, no sign-up.

Some of the questions

  • It's 9:00am. Reception asks who you're here to see. You…
  • HR needs an emergency contact. You write…
  • They take your staff ID photo. You…
  • A coworker asks why you left your last job. You say…
  • Your manager starts explaining the onboarding system. You…
  • IT hands you a new laptop. Your first move?

More quizzes

For laughs only. None of these verdicts are scientific, legally binding, or admissible at Thanksgiving.