How Chronically Online Are You?

You need to go outside. Find out how badly. 19 questions, 10 per game, one meme verdict. Free, no sign-up.

Some of the questions

  • Have you said 'it's giving' out loud, to your nan?
  • Do you check your phone before your eyes are properly open, like a newborn rat?
  • Have you argued with a stranger online for longer than some of your relationships lasted?
  • Have you replied to genuinely bad news with just 'real'?
  • Have you laughed at a meme so cursed you couldn't explain it to a priest?
  • Is your daily screen time longer than a full working day?

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For laughs only. None of these verdicts are scientific, legally binding, or admissible at Thanksgiving.